Sunday Morning

I saw this poster in a bathroom in a bead shop down in Mystic CT.  I loved it so much, I stayed in there and wrote it down :)

Every Woman Should.....

Know how to use a stick shift;

a plunger;

Understand the difference between

don't tell a soul and

don't tell a soul I mean it;

Know her mind; change it;

have protection handy;

but not too handy;

use special china;

and special underwear for no special reason;

over commit; come through;

refuse to do it again;

do it again;

be able to discuss first and ten;

have better things to do;

set bounderies; go camping; grow something;

dance crazy all alone; stare at a phone;

get dressed in 5 minutes;

be a princess; get over it;

believe in the perfect man; get over it;

read; walk; flirt; shock; listen; sing; thank God;

Be single and like it; a lot;

raise a child; or not;

See a wrinkle and be reminded of her youth; not her age.